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Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. They are each given purity rings, which ruins Kenny's chances of getting a BJ.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. They are each given purity rings, which ruins Kenny's chances of getting a BJ.
Cartman poses as a superhero vigilante named "The Coon", who grows increasingly jealous of the popularity and success of a rival superhero named "Mysterion".
Randy, posing as a prophet, steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. Kyle eventually comes up with an alternative solution, while Stan tries to return an expensive drink mixer.
A new Canadian TV show, The Queef Sisters, gives Terrance and Philip competition and makes queefing fashionable among women, yet disgusting to men.
Jimmy comes up with one of the funniest jokes of all time but Cartman takes all of the credit, while Kanye West is made fun of for not getting the joke.
Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.
Inspired by events on the news, Cartman convinces his classmates to become pirates and run away to Somalia.
The boys bring in professional ghost hunters to investigate evidence of paranormal activity in the Broflovski House.