When a crime drama on TV airs an episode using the curse word shit uncensored, the town popularizes the word, which causes people to die from the plague.
Big Gay Al is fired from being a scoutmaster due to his sexual orientation. Meanwhile, a new handicapped boy named Jimmy becomes Timmy's enemy.
A David Blaine cult comes to South Park and it is up to Stan, Jesus and his superhero comrades to save the world.
Cartman repeatedly tries to take revenge on an older kid who keeps conning him.
The boys try to reunite Terrance and Phillip who are feuding so they can perform at an Earth Day assembly.
Kyle develops a terrible hemorrhoid and begins to lose his faith in God when Cartman inherits $1 million which he uses to buy his own amusement park.
The school is forced to teach sex education to the students at a younger age after the boys are found "milking" dogs, leading to a gender war because of incompetent teaching methods
In order to get their video game console back, the boys must bring an animated towel to the government.
The boys go to Afghanistan to return a goat given as a gift, where Stan and Kyle fight with Afghan kids over America's reputation and Cartman becomes the Bugs Bunny to Osama bin Laden's Elmer Fudd.
Cartman "blows a funny fuse" when his prank of putting Kenny's butt on a milk carton prompts a family with butts for faces to come to South Park in search of their long lost son. Meanwhile, Butters gets grounded for his supposedly bad school photo.
Kyle's cousin, a stereotypical nebbishy Jewish boy also named Kyle, comes to stay with him. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison's anger towards airline service after the September 11th attacks prompts him to create a new means of transportation.
Tired of being teased for being rich, Token attracts wealthier black families to South Park.
When Butters survives a murder attempt by his mother, he must travel back to South Park in time for his parents' wedding anniversary at Bennigan's. Meanwhile, Butters' parents join Gary Condit, O.J. Simpson, and the Ramseys in lying to the press about who murdered Butters.