Season 8

Episode 801: Good Times with Weapons | Watch
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Good Times with Weapons | Watch

The boys buy Japanese weapons at a fair and imagine themselves as anime characters, but when they hit Butters with a throwing star, they must rush to get Butters medical attention without getting caught.


Episode 802: AWESOM-O | Watch
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AWESOM-O | Watch

Butters befriends a robot (actually Cartman in disguise) he receives in the mail and takes him to Hollywood, where movie execs want him for film ideas, over 800 of which star Adam Sandler, and the government wants him for national security.


Episode 803: Up the Down Steroid | Watch
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Up the Down Steroid | Watch

Jimmy uses steroids to cheat in the Special Olympics and Cartman disguises himself as a child with a developmental disability in order to enter.



Episode 804: The Passion of the Jew | Watch
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The Passion of the Jew | Watch

Kyle finally sees Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ and decides Cartman's anti-Semitic claims are true. Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny see the movie and hate it, prompting them to head to Malibu to retrieve their ticket money from Mel Gibson himself.


Episode 805: You Got F'd in the A | Watch
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You Got F'd in the A | Watch

In this spoof of You Got Served, Stan recruits a Raisins girl, a Goth, and a Dance Dance Revolution master to compete against a group of breakdancers from Orange County. Meanwhile, Butters has flashbacks of causing death and mayhem at a tap dancing contest.




Episode 806: The Jeffersons | Watch
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The Jeffersons | Watch

A mysterious and very eccentric new neighbor named Michael Jefferson moves into town with his sheltered son, sparking fears that he is an unfit parent, while the police scheme to frame him for crimes he didn't commit.


Episode 807: Goobacks | Watch
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Goobacks | Watch

The townsfolk becomes angry when immigrants from the year 3045 arrive and take the residents' jobs for lower wages.



Episode 808: Douche and Turd | Watch
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Douche and Turd | Watch

Stan is forced to vote in an election for the school's new mascot after the old one is protested against by PETA.



Episode 809: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes | Watch
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Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes | Watch

When a Wall-Mart store comes to South Park, the townsfolk are torn between their love of the store's low prices, and their anti-corporate hatred of the retail giant which has turned the center of South Park into an abandoned ghost town.




Episode 810: Pre-School | Watch
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Pre-School | Watch

A bully from the boys' past is paroled from juvenile hall, which sends them into hiding.




Episode 811: Quest for Ratings | Watch
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Quest for Ratings | Watch

The boys' school news show is in competition against a rival television program created by Craig.




Episode 812: Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset | Watch
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Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset | Watch

Wendy feels left out when all the fourth grade girls start emulating the slutty antics of Paris Hilton, who meanwhile tries to buy Butters from his parents.




Episode 813: Cartman's Incredible Gift | Watch
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Cartman's Incredible Gift | Watch

Cartman thinks that he has gained paranormal powers after getting in an accident, and abuses them to become a psychic detective for hire.




Episode 814: Woodland Critter Christmas | Watch
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Woodland Critter Christmas | Watch

Stan helps seemingly innocent woodland creatures prepare for the birth of their Lord and Savior, the Anti-Christ.